Okay, let's see. It's 7pm and a Friday, so it's time for another priceless
song parody from "Kevinem." This is a generic song parody called "Rap Pun Rap,
and other jokes I don't expect everyone to get." It's a working title.
(Oh, by the way, I know that people like me shouldn't rap. This is for the sake of
bad puns!)
A real clumsy guy
walkin' down the street
He's so damn clumsy
He trips on his own feet
stumblin', bumblin',
Keep 'n slippin'
Hey, man, dude, watch out,
You be "trippin'!"
A little baby boy
that really needs a nap
someone broke his bottle
they "busted a cap"
He screams, his cries,
He yells and starts to holler
For a little kid
He's a real big "bawler"
Through this leaky faucet
The water won't go
Just like this song,
It just doesn't "flow"
Don't set it on fire
It's not the right type
That ain't what I meant
By "smokin'a pipe"
To keep your ice cream "Coolio,"
Use "Vanilla Ice"
Rappers in Vegas
Use a "Gangsta's Pair a' Dice"
Sisquo was in women's clothes
It was quite obscene
It was for his new album,
"Unleash the Drag Queen"
Fishing in the ocean
The fish had feces (word!)
What a disgusting
"Old Dirty Bass Turd"
The Master of Ceremonies
was in in the slammer
He was at Home Depot
When he stole an "M.C. Hammer"
Number one of all number one's
is a Master Pee
If you came after "F"
you would be a "G"
When I wear my sweet coating
I look...uh...dapper
I have a sweet tooth
I'm a "candy rapper!"
There's country singer Leann
You try to punch 'er in the face
But you can't "Bust a Rhimes"
You gotta use "Mace"
If this is a rap song
Then where's all the killin'?
I thought that a "giga/jigga"
was a prefix for a billion
Another half-wit rhyme
that you can't pass up
You're a big fine volcano
Why don't you back that ash up?
We're called The Little Rascals
'Cause that's "Our Gang"
To impress orange drink,
you have to "Woo Tang"
This song may not be clever
This song may not be witty
Though it's not about podded vegetables,
then it'd be a "Pea Ditty"
If Eminem got into comedy
He'd be like, "Wassup?"
But would "The Real Slim Shady
do stand-up?"
If this song was a present,
it'd be a "gift rap"
If a newborn likes classical,
Then "Baby got Bach"
This can't be a rap song
There's no sex drugs or violence
But then again, it could be -
Most of it don't make no sense
I have an obsession for cake
Don't ask me why
I like "big bundts"
and I can't lie!
